rellyjuicejones:

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

So today Purpbanga and myself had date number 17 or 28 I think lol we kinda lost track. We went to the bodies museum and saw cool stuff inside of our bodies. They didn’t allow photos to be taken so that’s why non of that made it here. 

When we got out we went to johnny rockets which has the most orgasmic shakes you’ll ever taste!!! Purp also said that their burgers would be better than shake shake but imma have to disagree. Once we were done goofy about in there we went over to the river near by and sucked down the rest of our shakes and starting waltzing on the boardwalk like a bunch of fancy pants. Some older Asian guys walked pasts us and just stared at us and then we made racist jokes about how if we were their kids how we would have shamed them with our sexy fancy dancing.

All in all I had an amazing date with my girlfriend and it was absolutely perfect 

Side note- There was a lot more I wanted to put in this post but I didn’t want to flood your dashboard so I’m gonna put it on me and Purps joint blog called http://ourlittlesliceofcrazy.tumblr.com/ so if you like our gayness and want to keep up with our love life or hate our gayness and want to talk junk about us there’s the perfect place to do it sooooo ummmm you can um go follow that blog or continue blogging booties and kitty kats and hipster stuff

My baby and I dates are super mega happy fun times and yall are all jelly

you two are entirely too cute and gross at the same time lmfaooooo. I’m loving the fact that I told you to go for it Purp. Mikey is everything you want

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhh so cute!<3

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